customs
My customs can be whatever the hell you want them to be. Cute, raunchy, depressing—whatever matches your current life crisis or the ‘special occasion’ you’re pretending is worth celebrating. Christmas, Halloween, Valentine’s, anniversaries you’ll regret, divorces you won’t, baby showers, retirements, midlife crises, pet birthdays, graduations, or just the day you didn’t quit your job—I’ve got something for that. No judgment, just buttercream. A custom can be everything you didn’t know you needed.
custom single tier three layer cake
Cakes that can be sweet, classy, or straight-up unhinged—it’s your circus, I’m just baking in it. Any flavor you want: chocolate, vanilla, lemon, red velvet, or something weird like matcha-chai-cotton-candy (you do you). Any theme you want : Birthdays, graduations, retirements, divorces, “my dog turned 7”, or just to celebrate being petty. All vibes, colors, themes and flavors are fair game.
Starting at $75.00. Upgrade the drama, upgrade the price.
custom cupcakes - dozen
Cupcakes aren’t here to behave, and neither am I. They can be cute little Pinterest darlings or feral sugar goblins that look like they crawled out of a fever dream—it’s totally your vibe. Flavor? Endless. Design? Zero boundaries. If you can think it, I can frost it. Yes, even that idea that’ll get you side-eyed at the party.
Starting at $35.00/dozen. Extra drama, extra nonsense, extra $$$.
custom sheet pan cake
Sheet pan cakes: big enough to feed a crowd, flat enough to double as an edible notepad for your darkest thoughts. Want “Happy Birthday”? Fine. Want “Die Alone, Chad”? Also fine. It’s cake—you can weaponize it however you want. Flavor? Pick whatever your sugar-loving little heart desires. Frosting? Smooth, swirled, or slathered—your call.
Starting at $35.00. Add more, spend more.
Sugar cookies: the edible billboards of the baking world. Logos? Sure. Holidays? Always. Themes? The stranger, the better. Nothing says “team spirit” like your company’s logo being eaten by Brenda from accounting.
Starting at $45.00/dozen. Adding intricacy adds cost—kind of like therapy, but at least these taste good.