customs
My customs can be whatever the hell you want them to be. Cute, raunchy, depressing—whatever matches your current life crisis or the ‘special occasion’ you’re pretending is worth celebrating. Christmas, Halloween, Valentine’s, anniversaries you’ll regret, divorces you won’t, baby showers, retirements, midlife crises, pet birthdays, graduations, or just the day you didn’t quit your job—I’ve got something for that. No judgment, just buttercream. A custom can be everything you didn’t know you needed.
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Need a cake? Having a meltdown? Or just wanna unload your garbage? I’m here for it (mostly for the cake part).