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Cupcakes are just cakes that got drunk and decided to wear a fun little outfit. They look innocent, but don’t be fooled—these buttercream-topped showoffs are attention hogs at birthdays, showers, office parties, or literally any situation where sugar is the only thing keeping everyone from snapping. Order a dozen, eat half yourself, and tell people you “brought them for the group.”